I think Pooter-san is looking at a rename. Yesterday I was playing FFVIII, and she turned herself off! Just, off! I was shocked. It’s something Sakuya would do, not my dear Pooter-san. *gives Sakuya the evil eye ala Muraki* Grrr. Get away from my Pooter-san.

So now that Pooter-san is becoming grumpy (shortly after Yue showed his grumpiness to Neechan and Tsuzuki was posessed by Sagatanaatsu, all of which is Sakuya’s fault) I’m thinking of renaming her. *sniffle* She used to be such a well-behaved Kamui fangirl…

Social Blog! How could ya’ll not understand yesterday’s entry? It made perfect sense. I really don’t get how it was not understandable. Enlighten me?

Moony… If you read this before tonight, call me with Sevvie’s number or have her call me. I have zero ways of contacting her other than email, and who knows how often she checks her email? She’s Snape, for goodness’ sake. Snape checks no email.

What to talk about… Steph-san, I can try to visit tomorrow or on the weekend. My schedule keeps getting busier and busier. ;_; Maybe we could convince someone to drive us to the train station so we could go to Big Honking Japanese Bookstore?

My birthday is not soon. Do not get me presents. *glares at those who know when her birthday is* Tell anyone and I’ll eat your spleen. I mean it, now. I do not want presents. …Except maybe the ones Mum ordered from Big Honking Japanese Bookstore. Mmm, Saiyuki…

Durr. I am a cat.

Nyu. It’s early for me to be up. …Kinda. Alright, so this is usual. But whatever. It’s all the same to me…

I’m peeved at Padfoot. She called yesterday for help in FFVII, and I discovered that she’s waaaaay ahead of me in FFVIII. But as compensation, I had the Shinra mansion layout totally memorized, along with where the clues to the safe lock are. Not to mention what to say to Vincie to get him to tag along. So I’m sitting there on the phone, telling her exactly which way to turn and where everything is…. It was amusing. ^.^

Me: Go up the stairs, turn left. Then turn right. Right across from you is the safe. Oh, right! You have to get the combination first. There’s a clue downstairs in the room off the entryway by the piano, and while you’re at it you can pick up that note Hojo left lying around…
Paddy: Slow down already! I can’t do all that at once!
Me: Mweh heh heh.

I have things to do today, surprisingly enough. Like school work. And reading that damn paper Dad is bugging me about. And I’m going mad trying to think of how to prepare for Chris and Ishie, cuz Max is just gonna be difficult. No two ways about it. At least I didn’t get saddled with Glenn. *shiver* Although I think I know how to handle him, it would be scary.

Geez, Nat, you’ve got me babbling incoherently about your avies now.

Alright, review. Ishie is Ishaja, the schizo kid who’s incredibly hyper and is permanently glued to Chris’ hip, much to Chris’ dismay. They bicker. Ishie’s schizoness is characterized by the demons he sees, who do things like report the weather to him. Chris is the serial killer who takes care of Ishie, despite his protests to the contrary. They were seperated in the course of their therapy. Didn’t work well. Darn quacks, making my job harder… *ahem*
Max is my other patient, and I think he has full use of his legs in this storyline. In his words, he’s in for anger management, depression, drug abuse, and parasuicide. Which is, to all appearances, the least messed up list that exists in this story, but appearances are deceiving. He’s a tough cookie.
Other characters include Glenn, Alex, Andy, Amadis, Parker, Cameron, and Sade. I absolutely refuse to get into them, cuz Glenn is scary and I’m not quite sure what’s wrong with, say, Parker. Other than the startlingly obvious drug abuse. So! There’s your review of the avies. Nat-chan needs must write more Instific and send it to me. And I want to know about Chris and Max so I can add it to their files. (Yes, I’m typing up files on them. I am eeeevil. I might even make it look realistic by adding in their previous therapist’s notes. Whee!)

I bet none of you read that paragraph, either. Well, there’ll be a quiz on it tomorrow! MUAH HA HA!!

..Um, no, I haven’t had any chocolate-flavored substances. None at all. *looks around warily* You can’t have my lollipop.

I think this is my signal to go play FFVIII some more. Mr. Spider, her I come!

Boo yeah. Finally, people who have the same idea as me.

So, I feel rather sick today. Ended up with a migrane, along with severe allergic reaction to cat. Durr. I should feel better tomorrow, and I hope to visit Steph-san. Dunno what platform Mystic Heroes is on… Um, yeah. Mind wandering.

Off I go to reduce the world’s population. Ja!

I’ve been playing FF8 lately. My uncle got me the Asia-Pacific version (made in Singapore!) for the PC, so I’ve been having fun with it. After I got it to work at a speed slightly faster than gouge-out-my-eyes-this-is-so-painfully-slow. The sound still glitches all the time. Durr.

Didn’t sleep well last night, so I’m up and yawning like there’s no tomorrow. I can’t fall asleep after 10am, so I’m up for the day. I’ve had insomnia lately. Can’t pinpoint the reason why, but for once it doesn’t seem to be because of an impending mental snap. Which was scheduled for two days from now and distinctly isn’t going to happen. Maybe it’s getting put off because it’s vacation, but I doubt it… Next choice: impending depression, which tends to hit me midwinter.

Sleeeeeep. Sleep good. I advise all you folks who can sleep to sleep bunches. Sleep makes me feel warm and fuzzy. I wish I had a Zidane tail. *sighs mournfully*

Condensed Social Blog: Jep, that’s just scary. Steph-san, I’d love to visit and bring our controllers, but today isn’t a good day. I’m free 24/7 Monday through Wednesday, though. Moony, I wouldn’t risk it. She might curse me or something. And if I ever admitted that I wrote an AU fanfic? *dies*

The blog might be facing a rename, but I’m so fond of Duo-shaped cherries(tm) I dunno if I will. (Darn you, Elise-san! You juat had to show me “Boys Next Door” and it just had to have stuff about an insane asylum. And a cute little picture of someone clinging to the barred window in a door. The layout I could make with that…! And stuff.) I mean, I did copyright the darn cherries and all. And it’s lasted through three blog servers, countless versions, and my impending doom.

Which reminds me of something completely unrelated. I thought up a new product one can sell online: Personal Hells! Like Silent Hill, but funnier. You can choose from dozens of customizable options! Shipment in 6-8 weeks! Arachnaphobia? No problem! Our specialized technicians can give you the chills!

So, whadda ya’ll think? Is it marketable? Would you buy one? XD

Dad told me to blog something yesterday… See, we went to see the Two Towers, and we made fun of it like mad, and we made fun of Smeagol and Legolas, because they rock, and somehow I came up with Smeagol singing the fish head song.. You know how it goes. “Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads, fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum!” And Dad came up with something about Legolas to the same tune, and I came up with something really bizarre that I think involved Sauron… I dun remember. Durr.

I’m trying to make a revamp for the blog and failing. I could do a Yue layout, but I want to save that… I need more images. I’ve run out of mine. ;_; I don’t even know what series to look for… Maybe Fruits Basket. Kyo is a sexy bizatch.

Speaking of which, I am told that when a friend of mine looked at the pictures of Kyo’s pants I linked to, her first thought was that it was something I would wear. XD Which is true! I want those pants. Nyu. (I once had a similar pair, but they wore out. Darn the luck.) And now I shall go…. do something. *yawn* I’m tired…

I’m so pathetic. I can’t drink orange juice without mixing Sprite in. *sigh* Yes, this is the pinnacle of patheticness. I’m so pathetic, I should be taken out and shot.

…Wow, that sounded like Draco making fun of Harry.

So anyway, the cold nummy goodness that is Sprite and OJ that is sitting in my stomach is making me hyper. (Ya’ll don’t wanna see me hopped up on chocolate milk. That stuff is liquid crack, I swear.) So! You get treated to an extra-special entry in which I say nothing of import! Wait, that sounds like my usual entry… Oh well!

*makes noises like a frying pan* Pshhh! Pshhh! I am a frying pan!

Dad: I do not blog too much! You read it too infrequently. XP I only blog seven or eight times a week.

Elise-san: Earl Grey! Yay! Hey, that rhymes. But now I can figure out what bizarre herbs I can put together with it! Happyness!

Moony: But I don’t imagine Wormtail as smelling like rat. That’s the problem. Cuz yanno, I have unlimited access to ratty-smelling things. But methinks Wormtail has more of a rotting wood smell. Comes from hanging around Moldy Voldy so much. XD But really, I think he smells like rotting wood.

Paddy’s all set. His smell is simple. Dog hair and basil leaves. Excellent!

Moony might end up smelling like patchouli, from the description. But I’ve never smelled patchouli, so I wouldn’t know.

I should market this, yanno? “Scents of Harry Potter.” …No one tell JKR I’m doing this. I’d be so hideously embarassed. “Hi, Ms. Rowlings, I’m you number one fan! I’ve even thought of what the characters smell like and I included samples! Your number one fan, Lisette.” Yeah, that would go over well. -_-;; I’m embarassed just at the thought of it.

I wonder what Dobby would smell like? *eyes Dobby* …Who cares.

What else to say, what else to say… Steph-san, I expect there is an anime meeting on Monday. I get to bring my mad crazy Initial D manga! W00t!

Lat note: Main page is expecting a revamp. Hopefully it’ll cut down on the ads, which are bugging the *BLEEP* out of you and me. More Saiyuki, but I like the new layout much better.

1 4m 4 l33t n1nj4. r04r.

Me: *happy humming* I’m checking on my comments, checking on my comments, checking on my comments so that I can blog…. Hee, Steph-san thinks I’m psycho. Next comment is from… *freezes like a deer in headlights* Someone I don’t know. *clicks on link* …AHHH!! I do know this person! It is person whose blog I visited before via link off of Sabina’s blog! This means someone I have viewed from afar has commented on my blog. *looks around at all the self-indulgent babbling* … It’s seppuku time! *gets whacked upside the head by Zack* Owchies!

*ahem* Now that I’m over myself, I will fall to the floor and twitch. Violently. Dar, my brain confuses me.

Social Blog!

Steph-san: Ha! Made you say “…”! But really, I can imagine perfectly what Snape smells like. I just need to get some Earl Grey and some dried herbs and maybe an odd chemical or two… Maybe some mustyness, but I’m not sure if it’s necessary. I’ve even entertained the thought of making scents for a bunch of characters! Paddy would be easy. I just need to visit the neighbor’s doggie and get a handful of fur. (Alright, so that wouldn’t be the only ingredient, but still.) Now, what to put the scents in… I know they sell little boxes for stuff like this…

Ced: *blinks at the road map* So… how did you end up here again? Very confusing. ^^;; Personally, the only tea I drink is plain green. None of that citrus-flavored “green tea” they try to market. That’s lemon tea, not green. *growls at Celestial Seasonings* I haven’t really tried many other types of tea, so I have no opinion on them, but I trained myself to drink coffee. Although I have to load it with milk and sugar. But it still kinda tastes like coffee! ^^;;

Moony: Welcome! And I have no idea what kinda scent I’d make for you. I suspect I’d need musk. And oddly-scented candles, because it’s damn hard to make something smell like dew-soaked grass in the monlight. …Damnit, I’m being poetic again. Did you know that you’re really shabby-looking in the books? I was amused.

Schmidt: The only explosions I get are in Chem class. *pouts* I wanna play with HCl again! I like hydrochloric acid.

So, back onto the subject of these scents. I could even make a scent for the Killing Curse, which is very creepy. It would smell bad. I do not plan on making it at all. But the whole idea for this came from Flitwick before Christmas break showing me a bag of Earl Grey and pronouncing it as Snape’s smell. I thought to myself, “It is close, but it’s missing something…” And thus the idea was born. And then I started thinking about what the others smell like (because I have a really psycho imagination, dreams and books tend to be associated with smell and sound rather than vision, and often touch is in there too) and Paddy came up and I was like, “But how would I get that animal smell? …Neighbor’s dog. Gotcha.” And then I was like, “But how to get deer fur for Prongs? Durr…” And now I’m stuck there. Who else would I make scents for? Wormtail has a very distinctive scent to me, but I have no idea how to re-create it. Ron has an interesting smell, but again, no idea how to make it. Harry doesn’t have a scent, oddly enough. Hermione smells like old books and… something else. Can’t define what. I’ll have to explore Draco’s smell further, as I’m not entirely sure what he smells like.

And now I feel like a dog. Siri, I blame this on you. XP

I have decided to make a mixture of substances that smells like Snape. Earl Grey tea will be involved. You may all give me funny looks and slowly edge away now.

Entry number 300! And a foot of snow, which I was rather rudely woken up this morning to shovel. *bitches about her Dad, then lets it go because she’s so delighted by her Japanese Palm Pilot, which he got for her* Nyu! It’s pretty and cold and I almost got frostbite because I didn’t bother to get my coat because I forgot it was in my room and didn’t feel like going upstairs to get it. My hands are stiff, though. They’re really delicate and shovelling inevitably gives me blisters.

That aside, I am utterly convinced that Kouri, at least, lives in the same town as us. Which makes me want to tell her how much I worship her, but at the same time it scares me. What if she lives down the street? Or next door? Creepy, I tell you.

I love my remote-controlled CD player. Now all I need is a powerstrip and a PS2 so I can watch DVDs and play PS1+2 games. The powerstip is vital, because my entertainment center is in such a position that only two things can be plugged in at a time and in order to change what’s plugged in, I have to move the whole thing, including TV, books, mice… Durr. I like pie.

Pumpkin pie is good. Apple pie is good. Blueberry pie is good. I vaguely recall cherry pie. Mm, cherries. Also, evil pie is very delicious. I didn’t manage to make the pies we have evil before they were eaten, much to my dismay. They’d be so much better if only they were evil…

Mm, breakfast! *picks up a hunk of last night’s ham and gnaws on it* I was gonna have veggies or something, but I felt like being a carnivore. …Actually, those green beans look really good… But I feel like eating with my fingers! *glares at the green beans* I’ll get to you later, then.

Kyo’s cool pants
Kyo’s pretty black shirt
Kyo’s cool pants and his pretty black shirt
and Kyo being daaamn cool.

Tohru is a scary chick. Her eyes are so… huge. All the time. She’s made of a pair of giant eyes, I swear. I think they take up most of her body mass.

Steph-san has money for Big Honking Manga Store too! Now, if only we hadn’t just gotten a foot of snow… The side walk looks like a tunnel, kinda, now that it’s been shovelled. It’s funny. I laugh at all of you who get no snow! Ha ha ha!

Hey, maybe I’ll make a snowman.

Happy Yukimas! See previous entry for disturbing picture.

Whee! I’m all tingly and sore cuz I’ve been playing DDR. Yeah! Dad got me DDR Konamix and two soft pads! But we couldn’t hook it up downstairs or in the upstairs hall, so I yoinked the PS1 and shoved my junk into a giant pile in the middle of the room. I have DDR! W00t! I suckage at it now, but wait until my m4d l337 n1nj4 sk1llz kick in. Then I will ownage it.

List of things I got, cuz I want ya’ll to be jealous:
love and affection
a deer-shaped squeaky dog toy
lotsa chocolate covered cherries (most of which have already been devoured - much thanks!)
Ragnarok vol 1
a “Malfoy” keychain
assorted cards
a $50 gift certificate to Big Manga Store
an Auron wallscroll
a Seymour/Yuna poster (which is so incredibly gorgeous. Drool.)
an Initial D wallscroll
Initial D manga 1 + 2, in Japanese
Saiyuki vol. 7
Tokyo Babylon vol 1-3
a wooden netsuke piece of a mouse on a peach (it’s about a cubic centimeter, but so incredibly detailed!)
a CD player with a remote control! *squeal*
a Japanese Palm M100 *boggles*
a Palm keyboard (Happiness!)
a YnM character book thingy
a Minekura Kazuya artbook (mm, Saiyuki….)
the Resident Evil movie
the Linkin Park remix CD
the HP books boxset
DDR Konamix
2 DDR soft pads
and a partridge in a pear tree!

Wow. That is a shitload of stuff. My family loves me! *huggles family, parents in particular* I took my own sweet time opening all of ‘em, too. Made people watch me when I was done. ^.^ Eeevil, I am. (I’m not even sure that’s everything I got… Wow. I’m loved.)

So I read the Saiyuki book (even though I’m missing two volumes between and Saiyuki is one of the few series I not only don’t want to spoil myself for but haven’t yet) and it is delicious Saiyuki-ness. Sanzo is my favorite to the exception of all except perhaps Goku, who reminds me of Ishie. Chris = Sanzo? Hmm.

So my birthay is coming up soon, but not as soon as Steph-san’s. I feel bad for not having a present for her birthday. Her Yukimas present was her ticket to the Two Towers, but birthdays should be more important than Christmas… Nurr.

Moo. Fruits Basket is… wow. I like Kyo-kun. I want to make a layout of his nummy pants. Pants! The series is well-animated too, which I often don’t take notice of. Some of the voices make me wonder what the producer folk were smoking, but then I realize that the whole series makes me wonder that. Steph-san, if I ever watch KareKano, you will be muchly amused by my facial expressions as it gets weirder and weirder. (I would say cracktastic, but I vaguely recall an adult protesting my use of that word. Prolly Dad.) Neko-kun wa kakkoi da na….

I should cut this entry off now before I fall asleep on the keyboard.

Told you I’d have a special Christmas entry. Hee hee, I wanna know how many folks I just traumetized…

Booyeah! It took me forever to find the URL fer that damn thing, but I had enough foresight to upload it ahead of time. This update is offa Yue-san, since Neechan and I are up watching I Me My Strawberrry Eggs. I’ve missed almost a whole episode. -_-;; But anyway, Happy Yukimas! I missed the midnight mark by almost an hour, but whatever. No sleep for me! Whoo! Who needs sleep?

We’re opening presents in seven hours. I’m going cross-eyed already. Whee! And yesterday I snapped and cleaned the kitchen. Hee hee. Funny story.

Ooh! I was talking to Nat-san and somehow started talking to Max-kun and then all of a sudden I get to be a shrink in her Institution avie fic! I’m so happy! I’ve been typing up files on my patients and looking things up in my giant Psych book. I wish I knew what meds to give Ishie… But I’m still trying to figure out exactly what kind of schizophrenia he has, so meds can wait. Plus there’s the dependancy disorder, and then Chris is decidedly antisocial, and Max just has some loose screws. He reminds me of Nicky in And I Will Touch the Sky and Stained Glass Windows. And my “therapy” tactics are based almost entirely on Kyle, so that works nicely. (So far with Max, baffling him seems to be the key. He dislikes silence, too.) As you might have noticed, I’m very enthused by this. Whee! Fake therapy!

Back to anime. Have a very happy Christmas, everyone!

*does her Ron and Harry impressions* Happy Christmas, Harry! Happy Christmas, Ron. *does her Draco impression* Oh, sod off, you two. *goes back to Ron* Happy Christmas to you too, you nasty git.