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From the article piku linked:

Stephen King, who is so cool, wrote:

People are attracted by the stories, by the pace and in the case of Stephenie Meyer, it's very clear that she's writing to a whole generation of girls and opening up kind of a safe joining of love and sex in those books. It's very exciting and it's thrilling and it's not particularly threatening because they're not overtly sexual.

A lot of the physical side of it is conveyed in things like the vampire will touch her forearm or run a hand over skin, and she just flushes all hot and cold. And for girls, that's a shorthand for all the feelings that they're not ready to deal with yet.

And there we have one half of the reason why Twilight is so popular, the other half being just really good marketing. You also see now why I called it porn.

So now we can stop discussing Twilight and move onto the book I am not reading, but wish I were with all my goddamned heart:

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THIS WILL BE THE BEST BOOK. EVER.

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Steven King, who rocks my socks wrote:

Dean Koontz "sometimes…just awful,"

GOD BLESS YOU, STEVEN KING.

Damnit Steph I was hoping you wouldn't notice that book until the next gift-giving opportunity. I had it all worked out! :( I was gonna get a Jane Austen action figure and zombify it and get the book and give you both all at once. It was gonna be awesome.

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I am now reading Flora Segunda: Being the Magickal Mishaps of a Girl of Spirit, Her Glass-Gazing Sidekick, Two Ominous Butlers (One Blue), a House with Eleven Thousand Rooms, and a Red Dog.

I bought it because with a title like that, it had to be awesome. And I was absolutely right. :D

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saturnine13 wrote:

I am now reading Flora Segunda: Being the Magickal Mishaps of a Girl of Spirit, Her Glass-Gazing Sidekick, Two Ominous Butlers (One Blue), a House with Eleven Thousand Rooms, and a Red Dog.

I bought it because with a title like that, it had to be awesome. And I was absolutely right. :D

Damn, I looked at your sig before entering this thread and figured you were up to your old game of reading 8 books at once.

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shan wrote:
saturnine13 wrote:

I am now reading Flora Segunda: Being the Magickal Mishaps of a Girl of Spirit, Her Glass-Gazing Sidekick, Two Ominous Butlers (One Blue), a House with Eleven Thousand Rooms, and a Red Dog.

Damn, I looked at your sig before entering this thread and figured you were up to your old game of reading 8 books at once.

Heck, I read her post in here and thought she was reading 8 books at once. XD

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shan wrote:
saturnine13 wrote:

I am now reading Flora Segunda: Being the Magickal Mishaps of a Girl of Spirit, Her Glass-Gazing Sidekick, Two Ominous Butlers (One Blue), a House with Eleven Thousand Rooms, and a Red Dog.

I bought it because with a title like that, it had to be awesome. And I was absolutely right. :D

Damn, I looked at your sig before entering this thread and figured you were up to your old game of reading 8 books at once.

Yeah, before I started reading this book, I switched my signature to just question marks, because even I had lost track of the books I was reading. I lost count around 6. I have to use pens as bookmarks now because that's all I got.

The sequel's title is, if anything, even better: Flora's Dare: How a Girl of Spirit Gambles All to Expand Her Vocabulary, Confront a Bouncing Boy Terror, and Try to Save Califa from a Shaky Doom (Despite Being Confined to Her Room).

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So I tweeted the other day that I picked up an e-book reader for when I go downrange and also to kill time in the motorpool.  I've already amassed a good collection of the standard classics (Poe, Ambrose Bierce, Doyle, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Robert E. Howard, Milton, Wells, Wilde, Stoker, Shelley, Stevenson; even Lovecraft and da Vinci) but I (as always) want more. I'm trying to lay hands on a RotTK ebook (all the sites that seem to offer one in an epub/pdf/lrt or html format seem to be down) and honestly I've come to a mental block on what else to search for.

Anything newer than around 1950 is probably off limits unless its REALLY good to warrant buying, or there's a legal free version out there.  Even though ebooks aren't as expensive as a normal book they still aren't exactly cheap and there isn't any 'bargain bin' available.

That said, if its in html, txt or pdf form its usable too so bring on all those interesting documents too!

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shan wrote:

I've already amassed a good collection of the standard classics (Poe, Ambrose Bierce, Doyle, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Robert E. Howard, Milton, Wells, Wilde, Stoker, Shelley, Stevenson; even Lovecraft and da Vinci) but I (as always) want more. I'm trying to lay hands on a RotTK ebook (all the sites that seem to offer one in an epub/pdf/lrt or html format seem to be down) and honestly I've come to a mental block on what else to search for.

Oh my lord. I wouldn't know where to start. I wouldn't know where to stop, more importantly.

I notice Nabokov, Sit Walter Scott, and Twain are not listed, but I expect you already have those. :D Less obvious suggestions would be G.K. Chesterton, Wilkie Collins, Shirley Jackson, the things C.S. Lewis wrote other than Narnia, P.G. Wodehouse, all the books of Oz.

For RotTK, you can download an HTML version of it from Kongming.net.

If I were not so lazy, I would go through my LibraryThing and pick out more recent books that are worth buying. Alas.

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Saturnine13 wrote:

I notice Nabokov, Sit Walter Scott, and Twain are not listed, but I expect you already have those. :D Less obvious suggestions would be G.K. Chesterton, Wilkie Collins, Shirley Jackson, the things C.S. Lewis wrote other than Narnia, P.G. Wodehouse, all the books of Oz.

For RotTK, you can download an HTML version of it from Kongming.net.

If I were not so lazy, I would go through my LibraryThing and pick out more recent books that are worth buying. Alas.

Actually I somehow managed to glaze over most of those authors simply because of a brain cramp (and I'm not too big of a fan of Twain sadly. As a perrson he was awesome but I generally don't enjoy most of his books).

As for RotTK, the link you gave is the one version I could find but the chapters are in individual files which makes it a pain for my reader to handle. An epub or pdf would be better if anybody knows of one.

An ebook I picked up aand have been loving all over again is 'John Dies at the End'.  You can read the whole thing off of the website, buy a copy at borders or watch the soon to be made movie.

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Pa`a ka waha
Observe, be silent and learn

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George R. R. Martin of course :P A Game of Thrones was Sony's ebook demo in San Jose.

There's a new Bones novel out, but I'm sure you knew that.

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saturnine13 wrote:

the things C.S. Lewis wrote other than Narnia, P.G. Wodehouse, all the books of Oz.

What's wrong with Narnia? D:

And second on Oz. All the Oz books are fantabulous.

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I want to recommend the Dark Is Rising series, but honestly, I haven't read it since I was yea high so I have no idea if it's actually any good. If you're willing to try some historical fantasy, I'd highly recommend Naomi Novik's books. You might want some Kerouac? idk, I have On The Road on my shelf but haven't read it yet. I think you'd love Naomi Wolf's Give Me Liberty. And of course, Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. American Gods was fantastic in every sense of the word.

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cutepiku wrote:
saturnine13 wrote:

the things C.S. Lewis wrote other than Narnia, P.G. Wodehouse, all the books of Oz.

What's wrong with Narnia? D:

No no no, there's nothing at all wrong with Narnia, it's just that everybody tends to forgot he wrote other things that are quite awesome, like 'Til We Have Faces and The Screwtape Letters. Just like a lot of people don't realize there's a whole series of Oz books, not just The Wizard of Oz.

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Dracula at the moment, I started reading it when things got quiet in the store I'm at, so I figured why not?

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Mistborn, by Brandon Sanderson. His name is quite fun to say, oh and the book thus far has been really good too.

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I am rereading the Assassin's Apprentice by Robin Hob. The imagery is beautiful. I am remembering that the main character almost has no character at the beginning because the entire beginning of the book is describing things. XP;; I still recommend it, but man. What a lot of description.

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Dragon Bones by Patricia Briggs. Surprisingly good! I say surprisingly since all I know of the author's other work is paranormal romance, which is code for "vampire porn". I am glad hikage recommended it to me, I would not have tried it otherwise.

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Isn't it so good? Yay, I'm glad you like it! I highly recommend it to everyone else, as well. ^_^ I was very nervous about trying it myself, but the description on the back was too strange not to give it a try.

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As many of you already know, I am reading Twilight, since a coworker offered it to me, and reading the book myself makes it so much easier to mock. I'm on page 264, just past midway. I am withholding my considered opinion until I finish it, though, because I don't think I've seen the worst it has to offer yet.

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I read all of the Twi-crap books, because my friend GAVE me all of hers. XD

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I have finished Twilight.

It isn't really any worse than any other teenage paranormal romance out there. I am disappointed. I expected that with all the ire it raises, it must be superlatively bad, but no, it's only bad in the ordinary everyday sense of your usual romance novel with idiotic characters, no plot, and weak writing -- and frankly I'd forgive the last two if there were any interesting characters whatsoever, but there are none. The only thing that stands out as magnificently ridiculous is the sparkling vampires bullshit.

I hear the other books are far worse, so I guess I'll have to try those and see if they can't meet expectations. I know, at the least, the last book will be astoundingly horrible, so I have that to look forward to.

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saturnine13 wrote:

The only thing that stands out as magnificently ridiculous is the sparkling vampires bullshit.

Agreed ^_^

I've read the Twilight books, and I...personally, didn't like them.
Now you have Edward Cullen on the #1 spot in the top 100 sexiest men in the world.
I'm guessing it was all the fangirls that watched Twilight that voted for that in my opinion...(not trying to insult anyone on here of course ^_^)

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Which other teenage paranormal romance novel has outsold Harry freakin' Potter? How many other vampire novel authors have never read nor seen Bram Stoker's Dracula or Interview with the Vampire?

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geo wrote:

Which other teenage paranormal romance novel has outsold Harry freakin' Potter? How many other vampire novel authors have never read nor seen Bram Stoker's Dracula or Interview with the Vampire?

Which makes Twilight's success all the more ludicrous, because it's a very ordinary book -- it just happened to have an excellent marketing campaign and a movie adaptation with hot actors.

Twilight has NOT outsold Harry Potter.

Twilight series (4 books) = 70 million sold
Harry Potter (7 books) = 400 million sold

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Don't believe everything you hear on the radio.

That's a relief.

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