• From: The Frozen North
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Topic: Forum game: WHEN I RULE THE WORLD

Tell the poster before you what position they will have under your global domination! Be serious and consider their abilities, or silly as you can imagine; come up with jobs that would be outright punishment or jobs that are TOO COOL FOR THIS PLANET. It's your dictatorship, you call the shots.

Going first so picking the admin~ saturnine13, under my rule you will be Chief Comrade of Intelligence. It's your job to make sure my minions are appropriately smart for their own jobs. The trash-pickup guy can be relatively dumb, but I want those military commanders to be pretty sharp, you know? There should be a sliding scale or something.

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  • From: Wandering the fancrack plains
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Re: Forum game: WHEN I RULE THE WORLD

I like where this could be going.

lisette, under my magnificent dictatorship you can be the Head of Media :I kinda like a censorship and propaganda thing or something except better because you can approve of ideas that are not trash like most things in the press/books/tv/games/stuffliekthat :D

UNLIKE MOST THINGS NOWADAYS AMIRITE.

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Re: Forum game: WHEN I RULE THE WORLD

If I was to rule the world, I think SephirothBeatrix would make an excellent head of security.

I mean, no one would want to mess with her. She'd be excellent at keeping people far far away from me if I wanted them to be. Annnnd, she'd get full permission to smack a bitch when she felt necessary.

I'm not sure why this seems.. so right to me. :D

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Re: Forum game: WHEN I RULE THE WORLD

CUTEPIKU

YOU ARE MY BARREL SUPPLIER

YOU SUPPLY MY EMPIRE WITH BARRELS

Also omg I love propaganda, how did you know?! Manipulating the psyche of a nation, let alone the WORLD, would be so awesome omg. I would totally go all 1984 on that, man.

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  • Shan
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Re: Forum game: WHEN I RULE THE WORLD

lisette, you shall be my my director of Zoological Office of MicroBiological Interloping Enimies.  Your tasking shall involve overseeing research and defense against biological weapons designed to overrun our lands using the recently deceased.  Enjoy.

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shan - Foreign Policy & Relations.

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HAHA. BARREL SUPPLIER.

That's me alright.

For some reason, I stare at geo 's avatar, and think he should be MASTER OF ALL CHICKENS.

In MY empire, you will have a seperate rule over THE CHICKENS. They will cluck and obey your every whim.

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Cutepiku, in my empire you can have Canada. I'm tired of it.

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  • From: Wandering the fancrack plains
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Re: Forum game: WHEN I RULE THE WORLD

Jeanine can be my MINISTER FOR INTERNAL AFFAIRS which involves whipping the other parts of the SephyBea administration into gear if they start lagging behind. I can see her doing this frightfully well :D


head of security? me? <3 HOW DID YOU KNOW I LIKED SMACKING A BITCH.

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SephyBea, under my benevolent rule you will be permitted to act as the Capital Yenta. You are in charge of arranging marriages for everyone in my capital city (which is, of course, called Capital City). Unfortunately, arranged marriages are determined by matching singing ability. Buy earplugs.

P.S. shan I haet yoooooo. :( I was like OH COOL oh wait YOU EVIL JERK D: D: D:

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lisette wrote:

P.S. shan  I haet yoooooo. :( I was like OH COOL oh wait YOU EVIL JERK D: D: D

Be thankful I didn't give you Jeanine's job, heading the Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society

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You had to go Red Dwarf on us didn't you? XD

I'd make you head of Military Action in accordance with your army career, just so long as you have no bio-weapons stashed without me knowing then it's good with me.

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MENGDE. Your job is very important to us. It is the most vital task of my empire. Without you, we are nothing. Without you, we cannot crush our opposition like teeny tiny little bugs. Without you, no treaties can be signed, no proclamations made. You, Mengde, are my hand-masseuse.

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LISETTE.

You are in charge of a grave, and terrible task.

You must collect all the coins before time runs out. Hurry, we need those bonus points!

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